Hey keyboard cowboys — keep digging for my login page if you must, but all you’re going to unearth is a shrine of memes, a tasteful parade of Rickrolls, and an automated “nope, try again” ringtone that politely tells you you’ve wasted your time. Save the elbow grease for something fun — learn a language, pick up photography, or get a hobby that doesn’t involve guessing other people’s passwords. Seriously: move on, champ.
