Prank calls to a Restaurant can be fun an entertaining. When we call a place we always have an inside person. This call was to a restaurant owned by a friend’s parents and there really was a fight about 2 weeks earlier so the back story was somewhat believable but the delivery is all prank call gold!
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We have all made a prank call to a Chinese Restaurant at least once in our lives and if you have not, the you have not lived and need to call one now! This call was a test of how ridiculous a prank call can be. This has to be the first call ever that has farting, howling, grunting and beef & broccoli combined in to one.
I had assumed by now each and every Chinese Restaurant gets so many prank phone calls that they are seasoned veterans and can skillfully handle any story with the precision of a ninja. Leaving the caller to hang his head in shame and pray that they can once again bring honor to their family after being verbally abused by the Chinese Restaurant.
However, I am wrong and this is an awesome crank call that really gets this woman fired up. Getting the “Ol’ Mexican Ass Squirts” is a common prank call theme for restaurants and I was really surprised at how no one let this woman know the inner workings of American Humor. Fart Jokes Baby, so if anyone ever calls you and farts in the phone, there is a 98% chance it is a joke call!
Midgets or “Vertically Challenged People” are pretty awesome. So, the fact that this prank phone call involves midgets, scorned love and hotel porn is the recipe for one of the best prank calls ever! The guy working the front desk of this seedy little hotel had thought that he heard it all until we called him with an outrageous prank call story.
We tell him that a buddy of ours is married to a little person and she is making an X-Rated movie with some hippies in the room and her Husband is ready to come and crack some heads. He is as helpful as he can be in this situation but he is also shocked at how crazy this phone call story is. When he finds out that it is not the Husband she is making movies with he seems to feel the pain as a personal scar of his own past?
I just wonder how long he waited for David Jenkins to arrive and look for the room where people were moaning and squealing? How long did he walk from room to room listening for the sounds of dirty passion and secretly hoping to get in on the action? I guess we will never know.
A good friend of ours has an Uncle who is always talking about how many asses he has kicked and that he is a walking ass kicking machine who takes no trash from anyone. So, we decided that David Jenkins needed to call him and have a talk.
One of the most funny parts of this prank call is how fast it goes from zero to crazy. The line “Hey don’t get ignorant with me” out of nowhere is a real classic. Very few people have ever talked to this man like this and did not get a black eye in the process.
As a conclusion to this story: When we played the call to him at a small party he was really pissed because he told a completely different story of the events and the challenges he made to this Jenkins Bastard. It took a while for him to come around to agreeing that it was funny, but that is what a good crank call is for!
Johnny is an extended friend of the family and has a deep love for Ford Mustangs. We knew it was his weakness and he would put up with almost anything for a “68 Fast Back“. Johnny is put to the ultimate test when an Ol’ White Gangsta’ Farmer calls him and lays it down heavy, threatening to whip his ass for just about anything including direct eye contact or not showing respect.
Johnny is a good sport about the whole thing and puts up with some serious crazy talk over a simple car sale and you can hear the frustration as the call goes on.
After this call we discovered that there really was a local man named David Jenkins who sells vintage cars and Johnny could not figure out how people could deal with a son of a bitch like that and went around trash talking this “Jenkins Guy” for about 6 months before we played him the call. He was pissed, but slowly learned to smile again and with time he even grew to laugh a few times at how ridicules this prank call really was
Restaurant Prank Calls are always some of the best! They get many legitimate phone calls every day and restaurants are always a good place for gossip and drama with the employees, regulars and random customers. We had an inside source with this place and right after the prank call we sent someone inside the place and asked if Richard was ok, because we heard he was in a fight that would make Mortal Kombat look like bitch slapping.
They laughed about it and we all had a good time, so the next day we decided that Richard needed an Ad on Craig’s List for “Man Seeking Group Sex with Pirate or Biker Theme”. We thought Richard was a good sport but he did not seem to find humor in the fact we put his cell phone and work number in the ad and has not talked to us since.
Sorry Richard,
I am sure that you were just as surprised as we were that so many people were serious about having “Group Sex with Pirate or Biker Theme”. How were we supposed to know there were so many perverted freaks in your local area?
Well friends, our team at Prank Call.us is at it again. We are always playing jokes and making new prank calls. This call was to a small town restaurant where everyone knows everyone. Using two of the most common names ever and a story that is as crazy as it gets, the funny comes.
We usually do not make a prank call script but we do come up with prank call ideas first and then try to predict the possible questions the person on the other end of the phone will come up with. In this Crank Call, we tell them that John went up to the local high school before a football game and shaved the rival team’s goat mascot and now he is in jail and needs help.
What is so funny about this is not the woman’s on the phone’s reaction, but think about when she has to explain this story to everyone else and they look at her like she was smoking laboratory weed before she created this story. Enjoy the prank call friends and remember to always keep it funny!
