Browneye, KY — A quiet Tuesday night at The 8-Ball Emporium turned into chaos when a notorious pool hustler known only as “Fast Eddie” stormed into the local billiards hall, reeking of cat urine and brandishing a pool cue like it owed him money. The man, described as “thin, twitchy, and aggressively confident for someone […]
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