SPOONVILLE, WI — What began as a bizarre and deeply confusing prank call involving a poodle, a threat, and one very confused elderly woman has somehow blossomed into love. Local resident Gloria Niblet, 78, received a phone call late one Tuesday evening from a man who allegedly shouted, “I’m gonna shave your poodle, and there’s […]
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Chaos at Cluck Daddy’s: Man Booted in the Butt by Employee, Offered Discount and Ointment by Sympathetic Manager
A routine lunch run turned into a spicy disaster for local man Earl Pickens, 37, after he was allegedly kicked squarely in the Ass by an employee at Cluck Daddy’s Famous Chicken Shack. Witnesses say Earl had just finished ordering a “Mega Zesty Bucket” with extra slaw when a verbal exchange with a cashier named […]
Read MoreMan Arrested for Dressing as Santa, Peeking in Windows
Shitstain, OH — What started as a quiet Tuesday evening in this small Ohio town turned bizarre after multiple residents reported a man dressed as Santa Claus peeking into windows and aggressively shaking his dick at unsuspecting families. Authorities confirmed the man in question is David Jenkins, 41, a local with a long history of […]
Read MorePool Hall Terrorized by “Fast Eddie” — Fugitive Hustler Smells Like Cat Pee and Swings a Mean Cue Stick
Browneye, KY — A quiet Tuesday night at The 8-Ball Emporium turned into chaos when a notorious pool hustler known only as “Fast Eddie” stormed into the local billiards hall, reeking of cat urine and brandishing a pool cue like it owed him money. The man, described as “thin, twitchy, and aggressively confident for someone […]
Read MoreCommunity on Edge as Man Sends Dick Pictures to Old Women on the Facebook
Suspect says he “doesn’t even have a dick,” but local HOA isn’t buying it. SCROTUM RIDGE, FL — Residents of the quiet retirement community of Pumpkin Ridge were shaken this week after multiple elderly women reported receiving unsolicited dick photos via Facebook Messenger. The digital produce, which appears to have been photographed in various lighting […]
Read MoreJohn Thompson Arrested for Shaving a Goat on School Property
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