John Thompson Arrested for Shaving a Goat on School Property
“It was just a prank, bro,” says man now facing five years in prison. GRASSY KNOLL — Friday night’s high...
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Community on Edge as Man Sends Dick Pictures to Old Women on the Facebook
Suspect says he “doesn’t even have a dick,” but local HOA isn’t buying it. SCROTUM RIDGE, FL — Residents of...
Pool Hall Terrorized by “Fast Eddie” — Fugitive Hustler Smells Like Cat Pee and Swings a Mean Cue Stick
Browneye, KY — A quiet Tuesday night at The 8-Ball Emporium turned into chaos when a notorious pool hustler known...
Man Arrested for Dressing as Santa, Peeking in Windows
Shitstain, OH — What started as a quiet Tuesday evening in this small Ohio town turned bizarre after multiple residents...
Chaos at Cluck Daddy’s: Man Booted in the Butt by Employee, Offered Discount and Ointment by Sympathetic Manager
A routine lunch run turned into a spicy disaster for local man Earl Pickens, 37, after he was allegedly kicked...
The man who saved thousands of people from HIV
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